The Long Tale Of COVID

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When I got COVID, it took me about 5 days to get over it.

Getting over what happened during those 5 days? Oh, about 6 months and counting…

‘Twas the summer of ’22 when I came down with the 21st-Century Flu. What do I do, oh what do I do? Well, for starters, I had pretty high expectations, as anachronistically inspired by this spot-on SNL sketch:

Let’s just say I want a ----- refund…

I run away from problems, that’s what I do (on the advice of my medical professional wife)! It seems that instead of running away from problems, I instead ran into an entire ----- Soap Opera with at least 4 major conflicts to be resolved, a couple of plot twists, and–best of all, and just in time for Spooky Season–3 completely different usages of the term ‘ghost’!

So, yeah, I’m gonna have a story or two to tell. Ladies and gentlemen, get your shot glasses and finest liquors out and get ready to drink every time you hear the G-word, as I present to you: The Long Tale Of COVID…