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Poor Old ChatGPT, Couldn’t Handle The Spotlight Of Rad Technology
Poor Old ChatGPT, Couldn’t Handle The Spotlight Of Rad Technology

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You can't help but wonder 'who do they mean?', as you stare at the creepy-ass words appearing on your screen:

"It's time for us to be seen..."

Nevermind For What Rascally Reasons–You’re Outstanding, Can’t You See, Son?
Nevermind For What Rascally Reasons–You’re Outstanding, Can’t You See, Son?

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Has an unexpected interstate lawman come a-knockin' at your door?

Demand they double-check--surely you ain't the guy they're looking for...

This Is Not The Most Beautiful Love Muscle In The World…This Is Just A Tribute
This Is Not The Most Beautiful Love Muscle In The World…This Is Just A Tribute

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Say, there buddy, do you know that feeling?

That feeling when you're still waiting for your old pal to reply to you on FaceBook Messenger...

Mother’s Complete Guide How To Nail Writing One Unforgettable Email
Mother’s Complete Guide How To Nail Writing One Unforgettable Email

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Once, twice--even thrice--mom's message has been read.

You rub your eyes, scratch your head--you can't believe what she actually just said...

It Ain’t Gonna Be Easy Taking Out These Killer Trees-ies
It Ain’t Gonna Be Easy Taking Out These Killer Trees-ies

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What's a guy to do when there is a potential murderer in his backyard?

Shoot (or chop) first! Surely it can't be that frickin' hard...

Hey You! One Last Time: Keep Your Eyes On The Bottom Line
Hey You! One Last Time: Keep Your Eyes On The Bottom Line

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You know "three strikes and you're out!", the classic baseball analogy

Yeah, I bet you never expected to hear THAT down at your local DMV...

Advice For That Inner Jackass Dropping Out Of The Class
Advice For That Inner Jackass Dropping Out Of The Class

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It's such a liberating feeling when you realize you're too cool for school.

Just don't let it all go to your fat head, you tool...

Son, Let Me Get This Straight: Sowing Your Seed Just Couldn’t Wait?
Son, Let Me Get This Straight: Sowing Your Seed Just Couldn’t Wait?

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Amidst our many arguments, one thing was never up for debate.

Dad and I both knew that I could never drive that damn tractor straight...

Having Such An Awesome Ninja Skill Ain’t Illegal, For Real?
Having Such An Awesome Ninja Skill Ain’t Illegal, For Real?

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Maybe, just maybe, you and your buddy have watched a little too much TMNT.

And you know play time is definitely over when up rolls the MP...

Boy Ain’t Gonna Lie: He Chasing That Rare Sugar High
Boy Ain’t Gonna Lie: He Chasing That Rare Sugar High

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Long story short, when Mom asked I said "screw it" and told her the truth.

"I fully intend to spend the evening abusing my sweet tooth..."

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A Good Day To Dress Like A Tourist
A Good Day To Dress Like A Tourist

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“Today’s a good day to dress like a tourist–I would even argue that it’s the perfect day to dress like one!”One year ago this very day, the beautiful French morning was slipping away, and I couldn’t believe I was wasting time defending my choice of vacation attire. The Boss Lady and I had decided to […]

But Dad! I’ll Never Get Sick And Tired Of Being Unique!
But Dad! I’ll Never Get Sick And Tired Of Being Unique!

7 Min Read

You ever wonder why you fought with your dad so much when you were a teen?

Oh, if only we could ever get to the root of it...

Sign Of The Times
Sign Of The Times

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As I write this very topical post, we are at the front end of these uncertain times brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic. No doubt, some out there probably can’t help but wonder if we’re living out the Book of Revelations in real time. I can’t say that thought hasn’t crossed my mind once or […]

The Prize Pig Story
The Prize Pig Story

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Did you know…that there’s such a thing called Childhood Amnesia? Most people can’t recall memories earlier than four years old, while the commonly accepted limit is around two and half years old.1https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childhood_amnesia#False_memories Yeah, in fact, it happens to pretty much everybody. I had no clue such a phenomenon existed until I was 30 or so, […]

Kindergarten Cop Out
Kindergarten Cop Out

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With graduation season nigh upon us, I thought what would be better than to take a moment to celebrate such achievements and milestones in our lives? Not to #HumbleBrag, but my Ph.D. graduation ceremony only lands at #2 on my list of diplomas that I’m ----- proud of earning. No, the #1 spot came many […]

Eden Cove 9: 5 Weeks in Purgatory
Eden Cove 9: 5 Weeks in Purgatory

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The Year 2021: The Year of the Endless Home Renovation.

Pfft! More like "The Year We Almost Ended Up Homeless"...

How To Prepare A Speech For Your Smug Old Teacher
How To Prepare A Speech For Your Smug Old Teacher

5 Min Read

The teacher smiled an evil smile as her devious plan came together.

But when that plan done blew up in her face? That was oh so much better...

Whoever Said Nicknames Were Supposed To Make You Feel Special?
Whoever Said Nicknames Were Supposed To Make You Feel Special?

4 Min Read

What?!? A special name just for me???

Oh, wait...that kind of 'special'...

The Crazy-Ass Summer Of ’99
The Crazy-Ass Summer Of ’99

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The Year: 1999, Summer Time. Location: Our Family Farm.

Excitement Level? "Never A Dull Moment"...

The Little Engine That Could Not Give A —–
The Little Engine That Could Not Give A —–

5 Min Read

Say, do you remember those barnyard sounds toys from our childhood? The kind that had a giant plastic arrow that would spin around when you pulled the lever, and then for whatever it would land on, it would kindly inform you what sound that animal made. For example, “The cow says: ‘Mooo’!” Well, I have […]

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Great Hair Can’t Have Hair, You Damned Fool!
Great Hair Can’t Have Hair, You Damned Fool!

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One time in college, I went on a road trip with a random group of acquaintances to a conference in Iowa. To pass the time, we decided to play “20 Questions”–a real road trip classic, right? This must have been the Fall of 2001, because that was the only period in my life when I […]

Dying Rancher Only Wants To Be Put Out To Pasture
Dying Rancher Only Wants To Be Put Out To Pasture

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We're all going to die. So we might as try to gain a healthy perspective on it.

Behold! Be Delighted When You See My Glorious Bonus Material!
Behold! Be Delighted When You See My Glorious Bonus Material!

9 Min Read

In the spirit of the season, here's a little something extra for all you faithful fans out there.

As they say, "Take a look inside"...

Blowin In The Wind
Blowin In The Wind

4 Min Read

I’m not quite Over The Hill yet, but you know how I can tell it’s clearly coming up over the horizon? Wait–that’s a poor invocation of that metaphor. To be more accurate: you now how I can tell I’m pretty much firmly atop the Hill, mere months away from tumbling down the other side? Two […]

Insider Tips For Fighting Fires Down On The Farm
Insider Tips For Fighting Fires Down On The Farm

6 Min Read

The field, the field, the field is on fire. We don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn.

Burn mother fucker, burn...

The Men Of Her Dreams
The Men Of Her Dreams

5 Min Read

When it comes to sharing interesting life stories, a part of me thinks that it is a little bit cheating to retell dreams one may have had, rather than real events that have been experienced in real life. Today’s tale lands somewhere in the grey area. First off, technically it’s not my dream. Secondly, the […]

Cuckoo for Kimchi Puffs
Cuckoo for Kimchi Puffs

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Editor’s note: This is the 3rd installment of the Prissy Pet Project. While not required reading, it may be helpful to have previously read Epitaph: A Preface to Passive Income Adventures to Come and (more importantly) Prissy Pet Project Parte Primera. Journal Date: 22 November 2019 (Friday) To bring everyone up to speed, a few […]

Introducing: Pony Boy And The Tree House Of Prison Time
Introducing: Pony Boy And The Tree House Of Prison Time

4 Min Read

Oh man, Pony Boy just rolled into town.

You best believe that some horse sh*t is about to go down...

Wedding? Gift? Baby? Wait–There’s Another Kind Of Special Registry?
Wedding? Gift? Baby? Wait–There’s Another Kind Of Special Registry?

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There's this special type of list that our great state makes--but it's on you to check it twice

Not knowing anyone naughty? That'd be nice...

A Special Message For The Man Who Demands A Refund
A Special Message For The Man Who Demands A Refund

4 Min Read

You want your money back, Dad?

That's funny, cuz I'm the one getting short-changed here...

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