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Mediocre Life Tips: B List

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Editor’s note: This is the B-List of Mediocre Life Tips. If you’re looking for the A-List, you can find it here. Hello Dear Readers! I hope you found my first list of tips to be life-enhancing–or mildly thought-provoking at the very least. These “tips” I share often tend to be arbitrary and capricious, and are […]

Tis Better To Just Lust After Your Neighbor’s Wife Instead

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Some call me The Human Garbage Disposal. Unfortunately, I thought that was a compliment...

Crazy At The Bat

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While I grew up with a hard-to-explain-but-generally-greater-than-ten number of siblings, “J”, the brother closest to me in age by a long shot, was by far the most influential. Of course, it was a whole mixed bag of “influential,” and a Dear Reader might be inclined to think it might be heavy on the side of […]

To Florida, Kids! The Land Of A Little Dirty Imagination…

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The problem with not knowing the truth is that your imagination might run wild.

You know, like "Girls Gone Wild" wild ...

Your Complete Guide To Betting On Interplanetary Birthdays

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Help! I've fallen down a rabbit hole at 3.711 m/s² and I can't get out!

Hindsight Is 2020: Taking The Plunge Into The New Abnormal

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You better sit up, brace yourself, and pour yourself a tall glass of the strongest clear alcohol you can find...

What About Bob Saget

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An ode to the original host of America’s Funniest Home Videos and director of acclaimed cinematagrphic masterpiece Dirty Work, “America’s Dad”, Mr. Bob Saget: Once there was a dad on Full House,thought to be squeaky clean as a mouse.Indeed, 'twas a reputation hard-earned,but from his later career we have learned:You shouldn't trust him alone with […]

A Fantastic Voyage On The Everything You Never Wanted To Know Bus