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How To Prepare A Speech For Your Smug Old Teacher

5 Min Read

The teacher smiled an evil smile as her devious plan came together.

But when that plan done blew up in her face? That was oh so much better...

No Cookies for Kesha

5 Min Read

Ah, guilty pleasures. Everybody has them. Or at least should have them–it’s only healthy, ya know? “But wait, what’s a guilty pleasure?” you (and the Elder both) ask. Well, as I explained to my favorite first-grader last night: You see, a guilty pleasure is something you really enjoy, but are too embarrassed to admit you […]

You Better Think Twice Before You Play Nice With Uncle Sam

2 Min Read

You know what they say: "The early bird gets the worm!"

What they don't tell you is: "The early tax-filer might just get screwed out of all the easy monies..."

Look Here, You Stupid Students, I Was A Great Teacher!

6 Min Read

If you're aspiring to be an educator, why not take it for a spin first?

You never know what you just might learn...

Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)

4 Min Read

He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.

And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

And Then Suddenly, This Little Piggy Went Straight To Slaughter…

4 Min Read

Ten...nine...eight...seven...
You got about six more seconds before you're gonna see ol' Hamhocks go up into porcine heaven...

Blog Like Nobody’s Reading

8 Min Read

I would like to apologize up front for yet another meta-blog post about blogging and how that’s my true calling in life. I get it: you get it. But, you see, what happened was…it was a clear and calm Wednesday night (as recounted on a Thursday)… With my regular, self-imposed weekly Sunday deadline looming, I […]

Dangit, Now Even Kevin Bacon Is Hazardous To My Health?