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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)

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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.

And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

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Paging Dr. Mix-A-Lot
Paging Dr. Mix-A-Lot

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Wanna hear a fantasticโ€“but trueโ€“story? On a dreary Seattle day in May 1992, a brave dark knight hoisted himself upon a giant papier-mรขchรฉ derriรจre and spoke truth into a flat and listless world: I like big butts and I cannot lieYou other brothers canโ€™t denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistAnd [โ€ฆ]

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‘The Revenge Of The Balding Boss’? Now That’s Just Dreadful…
โ€˜The Revenge Of The Balding Bossโ€™? Now Thatโ€™s Just Dreadfulโ€ฆ

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If I'm being oppressed on the job because of my hair, then we agree my boss is being racist, right?

(P.S. We're both white...)

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