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Don’t Worry Little Buddy, Your Secrets Are Safe With Me…

3 Min Read

Pleased with ourselves that we had Top Secret intel that no one else had, Elmer and I spent the rest of our bus ride dreamily wondering aloud what super-cool toy the Universe would endow upon as at the gift exchange...

The Remarkably Beautiful Symmetry Of Dying Buck-Naked

4 Min Read

Well, it was either "ignoble death" or "registered sex offender for life."

I quickly came to terms that I was probably going to die right there in the water...

Really, What Would Jesus Do…With All That Insanely Affordable Lube?

4 Min Read

When religious ministry and wordplay collide, ya better butter up, BuckleCup.

Slipe 'n slide and glide, it's gonna be one heaven of a ride...

Legendary Myths Of Kansas: The Most Wanted Man On Campus

5 Min Read

I knew I was doing something right when a University big-wig asked to meet one-on-one.

Problem was, I had no idea what good deed I had done...

The Gift Of The Magic Fire Water

6 Min Read

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, with his Pillow-Sack-Of-Fun...

Death By Hangnail-Pants Epidemic-Full Version

10 Min Read

Editor’s note: For the sake of keeping the running time of my weekly Sunday missives as close to 5 minutes as possible, this multi-thought musing has been split up into two parts. While each part has some entertainment and/or philosophical value by itself, they truly need to be read as a whole. For your convenience, […]

Sign Of The Times

5 Min Read

As I write this very topical post, we are at the front end of these uncertain times brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic. No doubt, some out there probably can’t help but wonder if we’re living out the Book of Revelations in real time. I can’t say that thought hasn’t crossed my mind once or […]

The Crazy-Ass Summer Of ’99