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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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When Your Love Of The Sauce Takes You Sideways
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It all started just like any other regrettable college moment:
"Chug! Chug! Chug..."
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Here Comes The Pog Master
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Aah, Pogs. Surely y’all remember those, right? You know, “the tiddly-winks of the ’90s”? Pogs(TM)–also known by their generic name of “milk caps”1https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_caps_(game)–were at the peak of their popularity in the fall of 1994, precisely coinciding with my move from the desolate plains of the Midwest2Turns out, I don’t think Kansas and Missouri actually qualify […]
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