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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)

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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.

And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

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Kindergarten Cop Out
Kindergarten Cop Out

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With graduation season nigh upon us, I thought what would be better than to take a moment to celebrate such achievements and milestones in our lives? Not to #HumbleBrag, but my Ph.D. graduation ceremony only lands at #2 on my list of diplomas that I’m ----- proud of earning. No, the #1 spot came many […]

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What About Bob Saget
What About Bob Saget

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An ode to the original host of America’s Funniest Home Videos and director of acclaimed cinematagrphic masterpiece Dirty Work, “America’s Dad”, Mr. Bob Saget: Once there was a dad on Full House,thought to be squeaky clean as a mouse.Indeed, 'twas a reputation hard-earned,but from his later career we have learned:You shouldn't trust him alone with […]

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