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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)

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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.

And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

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Hey, Who Recommended Drowning Your Moby D*ck In Love?
Hey, Who Recommended Drowning Your Moby D*ck In Love?

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If you love her, you'll give her whatever she needs.

Even if that "whatever" involves 8 gallons of oil...

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This Lab Rat’s About To Bring One Big Cheese Reckoning
This Lab Rat’s About To Bring One Big Cheese Reckoning

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'Tis a tragedy! 'Tis a mystery! My cheese has gone missing in the middle of the night!

Show yourself, fiend--dare you step into the light...

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