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Just Another Concerned Mother

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You might not think that playing the classic family card game Uno would ever rank in the Top 10 “Little Moments” List of a grown-ass man, but I gotta tell ya, it’s been pretty wonderful. A nice little benefit to working from home so much and having my mother live nearby is that several times […]

How To Make Your Own Dang Christmas Miracle

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"No! Only I get to stuff the ballot box!" he hissed at me as he grabbed my wrists and wrestled the stack of raffle entries from my hand...

The Case of the Cats Cradle

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"There's only enough room for one mohawk at this party!" I indubitably yelled as I popped a cap in his ass.

Death By Hangnail-Pants Epidemic-Full Version

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Editor’s note: For the sake of keeping the running time of my weekly Sunday missives as close to 5 minutes as possible, this multi-thought musing has been split up into two parts. While each part has some entertainment and/or philosophical value by itself, they truly need to be read as a whole. For your convenience, […]

Taking Over the Mean Streets of Tumblr

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Editor’s Note: This is a continuation of my pursuit of passive income via slanging kimchi on Tumblr. Now that I think about it, I guess I’m sort of an aspiring internet drug dealer–but the GOOD kind of drug dealer, like, say, an anesthesiologist. You can read about my descent into the light underbelly of the […]

42 Reasons Why Liberal Elitist Driving Tests Should Be Outlawed