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You’re Like The Son-In-Law I Never Wanted…

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To all you dads-of-daughters out there, it's never to soon to learn this key phrase: "Sorry, but you're like the Son-in-Law I never wanted..."

Two-Hundred Reasons For Taking Advantage Of The Doctor’s Timely Deceasing

6 Min Read

Prestigious? Accomplished? Beloved? I'm not gonna lie: you've got the wrong guy.

Wait, what's that? There's money in it? K, maybe I'll lie...

What’s So Rah-Rah-Wrong With Falling In Love With A Cheerleader?

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"Rah-rah-rah, hats off to thee! Wait one sec, let me double-check my family tree..."

The Confidential Tale Of The Know It All Going To Hell

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Just cuz somebody is a real smarty-pants doesn't mean they don't make dumb decisions on occasion.

And, no, I'm not returning my medal, man...

Hindsight Is 2020: Good Riddance To An Insanely Interesting Year

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So lay down and pour yourself a medium dosage of whatever sedative you can find laying around, because, admit it: that's what all really should have done for the last 3 months of 2020.

Hurry Up, There’s About To Be Some Old Man Murder Up In Here!

6 Min Read

You're dad is cut and bleeding, son, what do you do? Hop in the farm truck and throw it in Gear 2...

Vault Are You Thinking About?

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First, for funsies (and titular context): When I normally say to my fans, “Here’s something from the vault,” what I usually mean is: Probabilistically speaking, here is one of my more mildly interesting blog posts that you probably haven’t read. What? Oh, no I’m not being lazy. I could have written entirely fresh content. I […]

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