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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Really, What Would Jesus Do…With All That Insanely Affordable Lube?
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When religious ministry and wordplay collide, ya better butter up, BuckleCup.
Slipe 'n slide and glide, it's gonna be one heaven of a ride...
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Knowing The Distance: Guaranteed To Make You The Bathroom MVP
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Sometimes you get "close, but no banana." But even worse is when you get "close, and all banana"...
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