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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Hey, Who Recommended Drowning Your Moby D*ck In Love?
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If you love her, you'll give her whatever she needs.
Even if that "whatever" involves 8 gallons of oil...
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Boy, I Never Dreamed It’d Be This Easy To Be A Ghost In The Machine
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They said it would be a cinch to upload your essence to the cloud.
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