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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
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Nevermind For What Rascally Reasons–You’re Outstanding, Can’t You See, Son?
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Has an unexpected interstate lawman come a-knockin' at your door?
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You Better Listen, Punk, Or I’ll Miracle Whip Your Ass
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Nothing tears apart close friends like a friendly disagreement over...condiments?
What the fu...
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