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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
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The Little Engine That Could Not Give A —–
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Say, do you remember those barnyard sounds toys from our childhood? The kind that had a giant plastic arrow that would spin around when you pulled the lever, and then for whatever it would land on, it would kindly inform you what sound that animal made. For example, “The cow says: ‘Mooo’!” Well, I have […]
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