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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)

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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.

And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

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All I Want For Festivus Is My Rightful Tech Fortune
All I Want For Festivus Is My Rightful Tech Fortune

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In the timeless words of Frank Costanza, "I've got a lot of problems with you people, and you're going to hear all about it!"

So, Harvey, if you're listening, this grievance is for you...

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Great News, Poorly Delivered: This Is What Dads Do Best
Great News, Poorly Delivered: This Is What Dads Do Best

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Sure, Dad, LOTS of people were cool with hearing news 6 months after the fact.

They were called "People who lived before the 1840s..."

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