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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
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Getting The Best Seats In The House For His Buttercup? This Farmboy Will Never Compromise!
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When she said "Farmboy, fetch me the finest seats in the house," you know what he said?
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How To Be Living Your Best Blonde-Man Life
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Yeah, yeah, you know what you said: "I wanted to be reincarnated as a blonde!"
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