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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Rhymes Revisited: The Butcher, The Baker, And The Candlestick Wanker
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"Son, you really gotta stop rubbing-your-dub."
Welp. This was going to be awkward...
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Sign Of The Times
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As I write this very topical post, we are at the front end of these uncertain times brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic. No doubt, some out there probably can’t help but wonder if we’re living out the Book of Revelations in real time. I can’t say that thought hasn’t crossed my mind once or […]
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