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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Life Lesson #2: Quickly Kick Cookie Cravings To The Curb
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"Oh sh*t..." you say, as you do your best Fred-Savage-from-the-Princess-Bride impression. "Is this a pooping story?"
"This is a pooping story, isn't it..."
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Your New Favorite Phrase: “When I Was Five…”
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I just discovered a new safe word for you to use when stuck in a conversation:
"When I was five, I found out my grandpa had a twin..."
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