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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Celebrating 25 Years Of The Great 21-Trap-Flap Compromise Of ’98
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What's that? You're worried that maybe this ahistoric moment in sports may have scarred me for life?
Just wait until see the other guy...
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A Most Excellent Life Lesson
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“About time…about —damn time.” That was my reaction when I read the clickbait article today confirming that Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 3 was REALLY, TRULY HAPPENING. Sure, we have to wait over a year before it actually comes out, but we’ve waited 28 years thus far, so who can complain? I was 8 or […]
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