Dear friends! I call upon you to raise high your glasses.
Hear ye now, these tales that might make you laugh off your asses…
Happy New Year, everybodies! Isn’t it that most wonderful time of the year? Yes, I speak of none other than the end of one year and the beginning of a new one…and the chance for me to curate for you, Dear Reader, some of the nuggets of wisdom and/or mirth that have come forth on this venerable website this past year.
So, please, peruse the following posts at your leisure–a selection of tales from the past! The present! And even the future! All the finest that 2022 had to offer? Mmm, that’s debatable.
But what’s not up for debate is that no year would be complete without reading the last one on the docket: “The Long Tale Of COVID”. Just a heads-up, though: with approximately 12 “chapters”, you might wanna fix yourself some tea before you sit down to ingest it. But…if you haven’t read it in all its glory, I gotta say I highly recommend it.
After all, its got everything: drug addiction, homelessness, racial reparations, near-death experiences, and a copious amount of unsolicited emoji-laden text messages. Plus, you get to hear the term “Ghost” three different times, in three completely different ways! What’s not to love about that?!?
Now, go out there, kid, and get to readin’…
7 Min Read
Hey all you bureaucratic fat-cats down at the DMV! Yeah, that’s right, I got a bone to pick with you…
5 Min Read
“Rah-rah-rah, hats off to thee! Wait one sec, let me double-check my family tree…”
6 Min Read
The problem with not knowing the truth is that your imagination might run wild.
You know, like “Girls Gone Wild” wild …
7 Min Read
If you love her, you’ll give her whatever she needs.
Even if that “whatever” involves 8 gallons of oil…
3 Min Read
We all hope to be remembered fondly for our charitable deeds.
But which one actually gets memorialized? Well, that depends…
5 Min Read
What do you do when someone wants to pay you to eat poo?
Oh, what to do, what to do, what to doo-doo…
6 Min Read
Wanna get on, get off, or just get away?
Ask your doctor (or lawyer) to see if The Bus is right for you…
6 Min Read
If you’re aspiring to be an educator, why not take it for a spin first?
You never know what you just might learn…
4 Min Read
What?!? A special name just for me???
Oh, wait…that kind of ‘special’…
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When I got COVID, it took me about 5 days to get over it.
Getting over what happened during those 5 days? Oh, about 4 months and counting…
Content created on: 21 December 2022/1 January 2023 (Weds/Sun)
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