An ode to the original host of America’s Funniest Home Videos and director of acclaimed cinematagrphic masterpiece Dirty Work, “America’s Dad”, Mr. Bob Saget:
Once there was a dad on Full House,
thought to be squeaky clean as a mouse.
Indeed, 'twas a reputation hard-earned,
but from his later career we have learned:
You shouldn't trust him alone with your spouse.
(Click here just in case you need your image of him shattered.1https://www.elitedaily.com/entertainment/these-are-just-a-few-of-the-insanely-vulgar-things-bob-saget-did-on-the-set-of-full-house)
I’ll keep my thoughts short and sweet for once. Not out of any sense of respect for anyone who chooses to read this. It’s because I’m really ----- hungry, but I promised myself I would get this post written first. What a foolish unforced error in retrospect…
The point of the limerick is: sometimes you’re better off with your naive picture of who someone is, rather than really getting to know them and recoiling in horror once you do.
What’s the old saying? A fool seems wise until he opens his mouth?2https://biblehub.com/proverbs/17-28.htm Well, let’s just say I’m about to be silent no more.
For those of you who personally know me, consider this your fair warning. Read on, and you will almost assuredly see things you can’t unsee. You will hear things that really wish you hadn’t. Chances are, you will never think of me the same. Do you really want to put your high opinion of me at risk?
Of course you do.
Because you’re really here in hopes that I will write something about you.
It’s okay, we’re all vain beasts at heart. You are accepted here.
But enough about you. I got a reputation to tarnish.
Content created on: 24 July 2019 (Wednesday)
Footnotes & References:
I think that saying is, “Better to keep your mouth shut & let people THINK you are stupid rather than opening your mouth & proving you are stupid.” At least that is what your Grandma Little used to say.
Hello, Mother.
I gotta say, I think I like the Gospel According to Grandma Little better than whatever version you made us read growing up, lol.
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