The Year: 1999, Summer Time. Location: Our Family Farm.
Excitement Level? “Never A Dull Moment”…
The summer in between high school and college, I had the pleasure of working on ye olde farm with me olde man–and, fortunately, a more competent friend & classmate, “The Bard”.
Now, while I could wax long and poetic about those glory days back in SW Kansas, I think I’ll do you a solid and wane short and prosaic1For the record, I had to Google “antonym poetic” to come up with that one. instead. Let me just put it this way: Me. On a farm. Of course, I’m gonna have a story or two to tell…
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What could possibly be more interesting than life on the farm?
Death on the farm. Definitely “death on the farm”…
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Attention, all you agriculturally ignorant city-slickers out there!
This one’s for you…
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The field, the field, the field is on fire. We don’t need no water, let the mother ----- burn.
Burn mother fucker, burn…
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We need your tractor. NOW, MOTHER****ER!”
I got to admit, this was not how I imagined my first tractor-jacking would go…
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Ignore those who will try to tell you “Happy wife, happy life!”
No, true happiness can be found in 3 very different words…
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You’re dad is cut and bleeding, son, what do you do? Hop in the farm truck and throw it in Gear 2…
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You ever wonder why you fought with your dad so much when you were a teen?
Oh, if only we could ever get to the root of it…
Content created on: During the hottest parts of 1999.
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