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Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, The Point of the Story proudly presents, straight from my Sophomore year of high school:1Sorry, no refunds.

Dilbob the Happy Alien
Episode One: Dilbob and the Bare Beavers

*See end of post for uncensored version*
“If you can’t read this, then this book is 4 you!”
Books 4 the Illiterate
Copyright 1997
“Stungun-45: the Universal Fermented Beverage of Choice”
Dilbob the Happy Alien is an alien with some real problems. In Dilbob the Happy Alien, Episode One: Dilbob and the Bare Beavers, Dilbob has flashbacks to an abduction by Hippie Earthlings. Whatever they did to him makes him involuntarily shave all his little beaver friends with his teeth. In his first book since the "THE" series (1985-87), B.J. {name redacted] explores the world of that teenages alien known as Dilbob. Episode One: Dilbob and the Bare Beavers is his first installment in the Dilbob the Happy Alien series. Be on the lookout for more Dilbob the Happy Alien Episodes with Dilbob and his favorite beaver, Harrieta. (Books 4 the Illiterate/3 Men & a Lot of Ladies, Book Co.)
The uncensored inside cover, which regrettably included some very explicit spoilers.
Rest in Power, Puppis
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Content created on: Spring 1997 & 23 July 2020 (Thursday)

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