COMING SOON: my attempt to entice you to pay money for a book that I’ve already written but have yet to publish. May the anticipation kill you.

When in London, there are four things you can expect not to find: a Fish n’ Chips stand, a FREE public restroom when you need one, a trashcan in a Tube station, and stamps after 9 pm (details to follow).

“Week Zero: Getting There is Half the Fun” (Jan 2003)

The bus ride back was just as nauseating as the trip there, which had the added benefit of being able to watch the lady sitting in front of us use a Mercadona grocery bag as an impromptu barf bag.  It was intense.

“Part Ninth: Crazy Pagan Rituals, and Then Some…” (Mar 2003)