The Year 2021: The Year of the Endless Home Renovation.
Pfft! More like “The Year We Almost Ended Up Homeless”…
Indeed, the Year 2021 turned out to be the Year of the Endless Home Renovation. What started as simple puddle of water under our kitchen sink ended up making our 2021 almost as bad as 2020. Yeah. That bad.
While remodeling in and of itself was no walk in the park, it was taking refuge from all the remodeling that ended being the more “interesting” part of the whole ----- fiasco. Five weeks at the beach in the spring? Sounds pretty sweet, right? Well, in theory, yes. In practice…well it wasn’t Heaven and it wasn’t quite Hell.
Read on, and discover why I can only describe the those fateful 5 weeks in Eden Cove 9 as “Purgatory”…
PS: If you feel like you need to know more about the events leading up to and surrounding the following tales, you can find even more reading here and here.
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To say that it was “A Vacation From Hell” might be a bit of an exaggeration.
Just barely, though…
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Now, if you’ll turn in the Good Book to Proverbs 20:17:
“Stolen bread tastes sweet, but it turns to gravel in the mouth…”
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Being audibly abused is never thrilling.
It just might make a nice guy resort to killing…
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I never thought I would be compelled to publicly complain about plumbing.
Yet, here we are…
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They claimed they spared no expenses when they built this place.
If only they had spared me their bullshit…
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I may not be the best at remembering song lyrics.
But I’m pretty sure it’s “When the lights go down in the shitty…”
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Like the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants once said:
“Argh! It drives me nuts…”
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Hyperbolically speaking, my ranting and raving about Eden Cove 9 will never end.
Or will it…?
Content created on: Pretty much all of 2021.
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